Tag: non sequiturs

Oy!

A security guard at the library just asked me whether I work out. I said, "Sometimes," and he declared, nodding …

An extremely vague, rambly man came into the center today. Eventually I figured out that (a) he was looking for …

It's a beautiful morning and everyone else is asleep. I am eating a banana and have just finished catching up …

A really short one today, since it's almost time for Project Runway and I don't want to start anything I …

From this quiz [link broken, but there are other quizzes there] I have discovered some very cool aliases: Your movie star …

I was just amused at this spam email: "Your girl is unsatisfied with your pottency? Don't wait until she finds …

I had a dream last night that Jackie and I were all chummy with Charlize Theron. The three of us …