Scary stuff!

Okay, this is the single most alarming advertisement I’ve seen in a while. In my May issue of Glamour, there’s a little pull-out booklet advertising Clearasil’s Total Control skin care line. There are eight pages full of text like this:

Love the skin you’re in? Why? It doesn’t love you.
What has your skin ever done for you? Dry patches? Blotchy complexion? Stay out in the sun too long and your skin might even try to kill you. Skin is in a bad mood, and she’s taking it out on you. Skin doesn’t need love; she needs discipline… It’s not love. It’s tough-love. It’s time to take control.


Skin: Soft, Delicate, Evil
For all the love you show your skin, you’d think it would love you back. But no. ‘I will return your love — with sebum! Boo-hoo-ha-ha!’ Love isn’t giving you a blemish on Valentine’s Day. Love isn’t making your forehead look like a relief map of the Swiss Alps. Skin can be mean. Vindictive. Blotchy. Let’s get serious, girls… Show your skin who’s boss — in just two weeks. It’s time to take control.

Seems certain political leaders’ hard-line message is affecting influential individuals in all walks of life. I can’t believe what this ad is saying. Be the boss of your skin? Good grief. What am I supposed to do, strap it into a straitjacket and gloat? Poke it until it plays nice? Yeah, I’ll really feel a lot better after that.

For the official record, I love my skin, even with breakouts. I love it when it’s dry and when it’s oily. I’m convinced that I’m beautiful, and if you think I’m silly or conceited, I have friends and family who back me up. And I think this ad is completely stupid.

[This post was imported on 4/10/14 from my old blog at]


4 responses to “Scary stuff!

  1. I just ate one ice cream cone, four chocolate squares, and a small bag of gummmy bears (and lunch). I feel bad. I just needed to tell someone.


  2. It’s a television commercial too!!

    It has the same commercial on tv last night! it has that “love the skin you’re in?” and then a woman pops up (supposedly she had been washing her face) and she goes “no!” and this woman has like, perfectly clear skin. bah!! yeah skin never does anything for you!! why don’t you go walk around for a bit without it and see how you feel? okay i’m done. byebye and have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜€


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